ash-ash-bo-bash:

others: “so, how ~southern~ are you?”

me: “The entrance of my hometown has a shrimp boat sitting in the main street. At Christmas theres a shrimper Santa and alligators pulling him instead of reindeer.”

others: “what?!”

me:

(via kitana-coldfire)

dankmemeuniversity:

(via kalianos)

glyxiebear:

camben24:

4wns:

how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible

sorry to improve your day without much notice but 

NEVERMIND REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT WE ALL NEED

(via silver-tongues-blog)

fact: the bayonet is just a strapon for a gun

a-really-bad-decision:

real talk, everytime I see this I think it says ‘bayonetta’s strapon is just a gun’ and I’m like fuck dude it sure is

(via owny-chan)

Happy Hanukkah to my Jewish followers. May the next several days bring you light and blessings.

(via nendocris)

spicyrab:

padoru padoru

(via spicyrab)