Three years ago I made my wife a lasagna. Sauce from scratch, homemade spinach pasta, expensive cheese, the works. Hours invested - and the return? “You should put more cheese on it like at the Macaroni Grill.”
I went out that night and bought six interior left hand doors. All of our interior doors were right handed. I cut plugs to fill the strike-plate & hinge mortises, and every few weeks I change out a door or two, right hands for left, left for right. It only takes about twenty minutes now: pull the door, plug the mortises, spackle the plug seam, chisel the plug from the opposite side, hang the opposite door and sweep up. I painted the first few times, but it’s a white jamb and I decided the paint smell was more suspicious than the unpainted spackle. It’s a thin seam, and my wife wouldn’t even know where to look.
She’s never said anything about it, but I’ve seen her grasp the air where a doorknob used to be a hundred times. F*ck the macaroni grill.
i-cant-name-me-deactivated20161: LOOK AT ME I'M GEAR WHEN I FUCK UP I SAY I WAS JOKING AND YOU FELL FOR THE BAIT BUT REALLY I'M TOO PROUD TO ADMIT I FUCKED UP ROYAL
funfetti-cakke-talks: Do burger places in Mexico not deliver? They do in Guatemala and that's like right at your border.
Of cuorse we do, you… cerote! -` A´-
The my reblog reaction was a lie, ‘twas a but a ruse, a colblooded act of chicanery, you had been led to believe in a series of assertations that have in fact been fabricated. A plain ol’ jape! >:Y
>part 2 Weak sauce not even part one to start it out
That was deliberate so you’d have the thought process of “Part 2? Oh that must mean there are multiple of these!” and made you go look for the other without havin to post it myself.
The snippets are already out of order so it doesn’t matter which one I posted, you jackhat B/
If that’s your reasoning Part 1 would have accomplished the same intrigue you fool. Your argument is groundless.
No it doesn’t because it’s just called “GAME GRUMPS COMPILATION: PERV Grumps” so nothing in it implies there’s another vidyo like it ùnú
>part 2 Weak sauce not even part one to start it out
That was deliberate so you’d have the thought process of “Part 2? Oh that must mean there are multiple of these!” and made you go look for the other without havin to post it myself.
The snippets are already out of order so it doesn’t matter which one I posted, you jackhat B/
But duud, you gotta actually have the strenght to go out for burgz, pizza is way more sad cuz you can call it to be delivered while you loaf around at home
Like, wow man at least treat yoself to some fancy artisanal pizza or some shit u_u
I went to get the pizza man. Besides, some burger places deliver.
