Anonymous: So if food's the easiest way to sweep a girl off her feet, what's the fastest way to open her legs?


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(via tnjusa)

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kainsword17:
“ Theresa Fowler is so cute in Hakuri-n’s artstyle=^w^=
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kainsword17:

Theresa Fowler is so cute in Hakuri-n’s artstyle=^w^=

(Source: tnjusa, via kainsword17)

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nittany-tiger: *Switches lanes*


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pembrokewkorgi: Fine, fine. Sooo... What is your honest opinion on Teto?


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pembrokewkorgi: Sooo you're a Whitney?


Pembro stop asking questions about posts from a day ago - _-

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Why the Pokémon universe is in desperate need of legal reform

chefpyro:

shelgon:

butt-berry:

rochejii:

trevenant:

-People loitering literally at all times
-Animal fighting! Animal fighting everywhere. National pastime is animal fighting
-I fly in international airspace without a permit, often only holding onto the legs of a small bird. Unsafe! Who is letting me do that
-Gyms advertise falsely! No workout equipment

except for brawly

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Brawly is a poser, those machines aren’t even plugged in. His Gym doesn’t have working electricity half of the rooms don’t even have operational lighting:

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Maylene’s gym wants a moment with both of you 

Have you seen all the holes in that floor? No way Maylene’s gym is up to code.

ok then how about Misty’s?

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Seems well-equipped enough for water-based excercises

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gearholder: Have you heard a song called "Awesome" by The Retar Crew? That's my headcanon theme song for you.


probablyfakeblonde:

No, but I just did lmao

I love when people send me songs that remind them of me haha

The piece in question for those too lazy:

Pardon all the poni if that’s not yer cup of sugar u .u

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