crawketbots:

SCPs amaze me because in one hand you have these creature hell bent on destroying the world and on the other you have U B E R D I L D O

LETS USE 297 ON 682

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metafuneral:

ajaxdotcom:

metafuneral:

teacher: hey you are failing your classes idiot

student: you know what teach? i dont give a swag *walks out*

that student.. as you may have already guessed.. was albert einstein

um..i think you made this up for notes?

first of all, how dare you

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agendergalaxy:

“casual sex doesn’t exist!” shit you’re right. competitive sex only. grab the gamecube controllers, no items, fox only, final destination

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gaydicks420:

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

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haberdashing:

Taken verbatim from the page for SCP-2780:

“The house containing SCP-2780 is to be occupied by Foundation security officers to prevent unauthorized access. To prevent unnecessary attention from neighbors and municipal authorities, the on-site security officers should portray themselves as a couple in a committed relationship to all neighbors and passers-by; the house will be deeded in their name for legal purposes.”

imagine your otp

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fox-city:

gogglesaurus:

this pic fucks me up every time i look at it

its just a big bulbasaur………

Biggest fuck you to genwunners

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http://regaulity.tumblr.com/ <— this man may end me

I wish I had a nickle for everytime I thought that exact thing!

putuksstuff:

I don’t know anything about The Big Bang Theory, but I just read an erotic gay fanfic about it, ‘cuz Reg posted a link to it in the Vinechat.

…first beefucking and now Big Bang erotica, Sef you may have a Vine-based problem