i a mfucking laughing so hard jesuss i thought id found my boyfriend’s porn folder and i was like “hehehe what’s this gif” because it looked super porny in the preview so i click it and
I have a dress that has SUPER big pockets and I went “wow I bet u could fit at least two Human infants in this pocket” and my friend just sighs and goes “why is your form of measurement always babies?”
Sav, girl, why can’t you measure things in metric lampreys like a sensible person?
