theurlgoeshere: Perhaps her pops taught her through instructional videos?

I am aggressively convinced a Black Belt in the Pokemon games says something like that at some point.

i-cant-name-me-deactivated20161: Looks like translating those subs didn't go according to keikaku. :3c

omegaresnovae: Couldn't both your parents die before you were born if, say, it were a fatal collision, but the paramedics had time to c-section you out of your mother?

Cabrón, su papá le enseño a pelear que puta parte no entiendes?

…pardon that. Ahem. Bitch, her dad taught her fuckin Kung Fu, what the hell kind of Star Wars shit are you suggesting . _.

pembrokewkorgi: Eh, it was worth a try. Most people mistake Cuilan for a girl... so I figured why not try it. Never mind the fact he's also a robot. :3

stop sending me catgirls

those are only for baiting tumblr user pencil-rebagels - _-