rithmatical: math major here, the square root of an onion is actually a scallion

nittany-tiger: *Gives you a dollar*

I don’t need your stinkin money! >:V

der-stein: What is the square root of onion?

A shallot.

not-the-conversation-starter: I'd have to get home and peel off the like 30 layers of shit-skin, but will do.

Good lord man, don’t actually bite a raw onion wth èAé

not-the-conversation-starter: Onions are delicious all the time though. Why do you think there are so many relatable posts about cutting onions?

Bite one right now.

not-the-conversation-starter: 1.) uncalled for. B.) Sorry. Ω.) Alright then, if not tomatoes, what DO you like in similar food category?

Idk, bananas, watermelon, grapes… most pommes are okay. Raw fruit is such a basic bitchfood, why does anyone even bother - _-

ANYWAYS, all of Earth’s black sheep can be food if you properly purify the yucky blasphemy, dontchaknow? ù.ú

Even onions can be bearable after spending time in hellfire to atone for their stenchful sins. While simmered in boiling oil. After being covered in a batter. I’m describing onion rings.

not-the-conversation-starter: All tomato is good, only those with under developed tastebuds disagree.

Maybe if you stop suckin so much dick for one second your buds will stop being such oversensitive pussybitches ù_ú