sSaturd-SaTRUD FUCKin saturdae, IM NOT GONNA BE HERE FOR SATURDAY MANNNNN WHYYYYY ;`A´;
AND IIIIIIIIIIIII HOLY SHIT WILL ALWAYS LOOOOVE HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME MAN HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?? ;`A´;
sonoffabitch I dropped an egg carton and 6 of the fuckers broke -`~´-
…guess I’m havin an omelette today - .-
I can send some more eggs! I have chickens living in my backyard <3
all mexicans have chickens you clod -` _´-
(via slapmango)
nittany-tiger: Yum. Floor omelette.
not on the floor you douchenozzle just slipped off my hands and dropped on the table ù///ú
sonoffabitch I dropped an egg carton and 6 of the fuckers broke -`~´-
…guess I’m havin an omelette today - .-
Songs to listen to while dominating
I like Lord Dominator. I have no other justification. Some of these were requested by people, some are just here because I wanted them to be.
Songs on the Key of Domination
(via extradan)
Imagine if NSP made a cover of blue









