agendergalaxy:

“casual sex doesn’t exist!” shit you’re right. competitive sex only. grab the gamecube controllers, no items, fox only, final destination

(Source: rubberhosed, via mrs-zuipperpips)

gaydicks420:

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

(via mrs-zuipperpips)

haberdashing:

Taken verbatim from the page for SCP-2780:

“The house containing SCP-2780 is to be occupied by Foundation security officers to prevent unauthorized access. To prevent unnecessary attention from neighbors and municipal authorities, the on-site security officers should portray themselves as a couple in a committed relationship to all neighbors and passers-by; the house will be deeded in their name for legal purposes.”

imagine your otp

(via perelka-l)

fox-city:

gogglesaurus:

this pic fucks me up every time i look at it

its just a big bulbasaur………

Biggest fuck you to genwunners

(via not-the-conversation-starter)

http://regaulity.tumblr.com/ <— this man may end me

I wish I had a nickle for everytime I thought that exact thing!

putuksstuff:

I don’t know anything about The Big Bang Theory, but I just read an erotic gay fanfic about it, ‘cuz Reg posted a link to it in the Vinechat.

…first beefucking and now Big Bang erotica, Sef you may have a Vine-based problem