Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light

firesuperstar:

I have a dress that has SUPER big pockets and I went “wow I bet u could fit at least two Human infants in this pocket” and my friend just sighs and goes “why is your form of measurement always babies?”

Sav, girl, why can’t you measure things in metric lampreys like a sensible person?

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(Source: waloogy, via firesuperstar)

44,031 notes3 years ago
adurot: “ chefpose: “ Reblog if you LOVE #Mexican Cousine / Reblog si AMAS la cocina de #Mexico ” Where’s all the tomatoes?! ” I’ll tell you where you can put them

adurot:

chefpose:

Reblog if you LOVE #Mexican Cousine / Reblog si AMAS la cocina de #Mexico

Where’s all the tomatoes?!

I’ll tell you where you can put them

(via adurot)

490 notes3 years ago
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(Source: enecoo)

239 notes3 years ago

siebedraws:

My Twitter witnessed the birth of a new OC.
Meet Cheli Cerata, a delinquent scorpion girl.

(via siebewastaken)

210 notes3 years ago

perelka-l:

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i just wanna say it was the best thing i saw today

24 notes3 years ago
indiefoxtail: “ I wanted a new Miku Avatar and I just reread Bad End Night so ”

indiefoxtail:

I wanted a new Miku Avatar and I just reread Bad End Night so

(Source: starcircuits)

116 notes3 years ago

drshitpostjones:

crackmccraigen:

sydneythefangirl:

How come Phineas and Ferb, a show with the same thing every episode, had 222 episodes, but 80 episodes of Wander Over Yonder is “enough?”

Simple, they had massive ratings for years on The Disney Channel.

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(Source: nemurinbeam, via extradan)

738 notes3 years ago
  • Fanon Hades:I'm here to fuck up everything you love, humans.
  • Fanon Persephone:hades please don't do that! -cries-
  • Persephone:SAY IT TO MY FACE AND NOT ONLINE FUCKER PVP ME IRL MEET ME IN THE PIT
  • Hades:PersephONE THATS NOT WHAT TARTARUS IS FOR STOP
51,068 notes3 years ago
captainpiika: “ I made this back in December and never posted it! It’s Ash’s Pokémon, ranked by win percentage! I used these statistics that were going around a while back, as well as my own calculations for all of Ash’s XY Pokémon. Please note that...

captainpiika:

I made this back in December and never posted it! It’s Ash’s Pokémon, ranked by win percentage!

I used these statistics that were going around a while back, as well as my own calculations for all of Ash’s XY Pokémon. Please note that this only covers wins in official league, Frontier, and gym battles. Apologies if there are any mistakes (and that it’s bound to become outdated pretty soon)!

where’s Butterfree

(via transsalamander)

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