omegaresnovae: What roles do your Tumblr friends have in your friendarchy?
- Lizzy: General Bombshell (7Sins: The Lust)
- Putuk: Rival, Lieutenant Jr. Grade (7Sins: The Envy)
- Zed: Field Marshal Robofucker (7Sins: The Rage)
- Inki: Ensign ♥ (7Sins: The Gluttony)
- DC: Rear Admiral Chump (7Sins: The Greed)
- Pembro: Sargeant Punlord (7Sins: The Rage)
- Jhad: Admiral Inspiration (7Sins: The Pride)
- Rebagels: Commodore Catgirl (7Sins: The Sloth)
- Projectsnt: Commander Mahou Soybean
- Teejay: Major Sportman
- Forge: Captain Fangater
- Endork: Captain Fastcrab
- Resno: Petty Officer Pal
- Deme: Major General Lewdicrous
- Funfetti: Colonel Cakke
- Alos: Master Chief of Something
- T-Name-me: Private Chatterbox
- Zuipper: Corporeal Whatstheirface
- Adurot: Chief Petty Officer Pinkball
- Lad: Brigadier General LOUDCAPS
I’m missing alot more but bluh - .-

i think i can hold 2 or 3
1
2 small donuts
1 Honey Nut Cheerio :/
3 pink frosted sprinkle donut :3c
2 official size and one junior
Blowing a dandelion is basically you helping a weed ejaculate.
I was having a good day. We were all having a good day.
I mean it’s kind of not, seeds aren’t analogous to sperm, hell, pollen isn’t analogous to sperm, plants don’t do dimorphic gametes like that. a better analogy would be firing a couple dozen fully-formed babies from a tshirt cannon
Babies with gliders
(via crunchie-roll)
nittany-tiger: Driving must be hard for you, because you vibrate violently and hold that sign up every time someone makes a lane change.
Shut up I’m just testing the suspension.




