the scariest president had to be Rushmore because he had four heads
it’s a good thing we captured him in that mountain even if we have to live in fear of the spell wearing off :/
Am I glad he’s frozen in there and that we’re out here, and that he’s the president, and that we’re frozen out here, and that we’re in there and I just remembered we’re out here. What I wanna know is where’s the politics?
he’s back
He’s come to fight Donald Trump.
thank you president rushmore
They always said he’d return when we needed him most
Context: player is being introduced to another player that had time-traveled terminator style into the past (to prevent the plague that causes geese to burst out of the infected person’s chest alien-style, killing them instantly)
P1: what is it like in the future?
P2: Well, it’s all pretty great, except that everyone is dead. And the geese won. Oh, and the robot prostitutes. Chafing is a problem, and it’s a titch cold, yknow?
P1: What a travesty! Speak to me no more of your metallic prostitutes!
