lordturkeyfist:

hatingongodot:

hatingongodot:

lordturkeyfist:

hatingongodot:

lordturkeyfist:

hatingongodot:

Me when I stutter on the phone during a business call

Me when i ask for real spicy and not white people spicy

Me when I step in a puddle and I feel the water penetrate my socks

Me when my friend’s 90 pound dog stomps on my nuts

Me when h– wait, what?

Oh! I’m sorry! I misheard. I thought you said “Me when my friend’s dog stomps on my 90 pound nuts.”

If i had 90 pound nuts do you think i’d be here? Clowning in this shit hole? I’d have a house of gold. A car of jewels. Lingerie forged with meteorite and silver coins. Dont be so naieve

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a-titty-ninja:

upgrade your life with a technophile gf

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chrringoftheprintingmachine:

kingsmooter:

chrringoftheprintingmachine:

The reason why Bruce Banner is the strongest avenger in all of Tony’s systems.

Ok but Thor could probably get shot in the head with a puny human bullet and survive

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mushroom-just-one:

happy ten year anniversary

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zsnes:

kushblazer666:

alienpapacy:

me when im very good at metaphors

*finishes planting a ½ acre of radishes* wow. that was truly the instagram of gaming

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littlebuddhacub:

intlsugarbaby:

homosexualstereotypes:

aleaula:

tahitea:

ohmonroe:

niick4:

In 1937 two women caused a car accident by wearing shorts in public for the first time

I vow to reblog this every time is shows up on my dash

love this

they caused a car crash

No they didn’t. The man driving his car who took his eyes off the road because he was staring at a pair of women caused a car crash. He averted his eyes from the road, he endangered other people and he crashed his own car. This is all the proof you need that we live in a society that blames women for things they didn’t do.

^ Reblog for the comment and lovely picture

Accountability

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