lordturkeyfist:
“ hatingongodot:
“ hatingongodot:
“ lordturkeyfist:
“ hatingongodot:
“ lordturkeyfist:
“ hatingongodot:
“Me when I stutter on the phone during a business call
”
Me when i ask for real spicy and not white people spicy
”
Me when I step...

lordturkeyfist:

hatingongodot:

hatingongodot:

lordturkeyfist:

hatingongodot:

lordturkeyfist:

hatingongodot:

Me when I stutter on the phone during a business call

Me when i ask for real spicy and not white people spicy

Me when I step in a puddle and I feel the water penetrate my socks

Me when my friend’s 90 pound dog stomps on my nuts

Me when h– wait, what?

Oh! I’m sorry! I misheard. I thought you said “Me when my friend’s dog stomps on my 90 pound nuts.”

If i had 90 pound nuts do you think i’d be here? Clowning in this shit hole? I’d have a house of gold. A car of jewels. Lingerie forged with meteorite and silver coins. Dont be so naieve

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55,382 notes7 months ago

a-titty-ninja:

upgrade your life with a technophile gf

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1,210 notes7 months ago

chrringoftheprintingmachine:

kingsmooter:

chrringoftheprintingmachine:

The reason why Bruce Banner is the strongest avenger in all of Tony’s systems.

Ok but Thor could probably get shot in the head with a puny human bullet and survive

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54,413 notes7 months ago

awkwardmermaidhair:

kimpossibooty:

I was at Fantasy Starbucks and I placed my order and the faerista asked for my name and like a fool I gave it to them

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83,144 notes7 months ago
mushroom-just-one:
“happy ten year anniversary
”

mushroom-just-one:

happy ten year anniversary

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54,812 notes7 months ago

kuboe:

Me: tomorrow is tomorrow I can stay up late fuck shit

My brain:

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123,559 notes7 months ago
zsnes:
“ kushblazer666:
“ alienpapacy:
“me when im very good at metaphors
”
*finishes planting a ½ acre of radishes* wow. that was truly the instagram of gaming
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zsnes:

kushblazer666:

alienpapacy:

me when im very good at metaphors

*finishes planting a ½ acre of radishes* wow. that was truly the instagram of gaming

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46,960 notes7 months ago

setheverman:

themintykid:

setheverman:

someone please draw me. as a sexy anime dude

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Not sure what genre of anime it might be, @setheverman, but I figure I owe you for that Bowser pic I drew of you way back when.

thank you this has an extremely powerful and sexy aura

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114,082 notes7 months ago
littlebuddhacub:
“ intlsugarbaby:
“ homosexualstereotypes:
“ aleaula:
“ tahitea:
“ ohmonroe:
“ niick4:
“ In 1937 two women caused a car accident by wearing shorts in public for the first time
”
I vow to reblog this every time is shows up on my...

littlebuddhacub:

intlsugarbaby:

homosexualstereotypes:

aleaula:

tahitea:

ohmonroe:

niick4:

In 1937 two women caused a car accident by wearing shorts in public for the first time

I vow to reblog this every time is shows up on my dash

love this

they caused a car crash

No they didn’t. The man driving his car who took his eyes off the road because he was staring at a pair of women caused a car crash. He averted his eyes from the road, he endangered other people and he crashed his own car. This is all the proof you need that we live in a society that blames women for things they didn’t do.

^ Reblog for the comment and lovely picture

Accountability

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