(Source: kiyotakamine, via monsieur-lecter)

8,481 notes3 years ago

nittany-tiger: Get me some tacos with the hottest sauce they have.


I’ve changed my mind I’m making hte spaghetti - _-

4 notes3 years ago

cyborgteen:

meltedbartsimpson:

malformalady:

Tito4re has earned a following for his Youtube clips, which see his pouring molten copper on everything from food to Nike Air Jordans, golf balls, and Nokia cell phones. But while many items he features on the channel — like that Nokia phone — are utterly destroyed after coming into contact with the super-hot metal, McDonald’s Big Mac burger seems to be made of stronger stuff. After heating up the copper, Tito begins slowly pouring it over the top of the burger. As it hits the bun, flames erupt immediately. But strangely, within a second or so of catching fire, the bun seems to put the flames out. The bun remains charred, but the rest of the burger is completely unscathed. Under the bun, the beef patty still looks untouched, as do the lettuce, cheese, and the additional piece of bread in the center. So Tito starts pouring again, directly onto the beef patty. This is when the truly disturbing part starts, as the molten copper looks to be repelled by the burger, bouncing off of it onto the metal plate it sits on.The beef blackens slightly and slowly, but looks more like it’s being slightly overcooked on a grill. When Tito further deconstructs the burger, removing the well-done patty, the middle piece of bread, and the second (completely untouched) beef patty, fire dances around the meal but doesn’t destroy it.In fact, the pickles don’t seem to burn at all, retaining their perfect light green color even as the other ingredients slowly char. Finally, after two minutes and regular flipping, most of the burger seems blackened to a crisp, with only the pickles withstanding for so long.

make you strong

i cant tell you how hungry i am for a big mac rn

They’re specifically engineered so no part-timer can accidentally burn them by overcooking.

(Source: youtube.com, via micchy-did-nothing-wrong)

5,690 notes3 years ago

not-the-conversation-starter: What if I can get you 5 tomorrow?


Tomorrow is taco tuesday you fool -` _´-

0 notes3 years ago

omegaresnovae: Four burgers? All that red meat can't be good for you, dude.


It was just like a pound - .-

0 notes3 years ago

metriccaboose-main: I don't get it. Is there some joke about burgers that I'm not understanding???


4 notes3 years ago

crystal-mecha: gear how many burgers do you want so i can suck your duc


I already had 4 today, no duc for you fuccckboiiiii B/

8 notes3 years ago

I wonder if the grumps are karaoking right now

17 notes3 years ago
2,847 notes3 years ago
metal-socks:
“ tachikoma:
“ Drinking a burger
” ”

metal-socks:

tachikoma:

Drinking a burger

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29,660 notes3 years ago