A fun new game to play while we wait for Smash Bros Ultimate to be released:
Which unlikely SSB characters have canonically fucked?
For example: Capt. Olimar. Has a wife and two kids. Fuck status: Confirmed
Pacman? Also has a lovely wife and kids. Status: Confirmed to fuck
Now Bowser is an interesting one; he has Bowser Jr. sure, but in Mario lore babies are delivered by stork. So Bowser Jr was probably delivered in the same way.
So Bowser’s fuck status? Unconfirmed but plausible