theformerastronomer:
“ martinfreemen:
“ ET TU BRUTE???
”
Your calendrically-appropriate post for the day.
”

theformerastronomer:

martinfreemen:

ET TU BRUTE???

Your calendrically-appropriate post for the day.

(Source: itsalwayssunnyinmypussy, via slapmango)

117,301 notes3 years ago
theartmanor:
“Excited for Pokken Fighters even though I don’t have a Wii U ;w;
”

theartmanor:

Excited for Pokken Fighters even though I don’t have a Wii U ;w;

(via pencil-rebagels)

643 notes3 years ago
askbananaswit:
“ Ask Bananas Wit has been brought to you this year by the number 2 and the letter T.
”
hehe, he said number two :yc

askbananaswit:

Ask Bananas Wit has been brought to you this year by the number 2 and the letter T.

hehe, he said number two :yc

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56 notes3 years ago

silver-tongues-blog: If you had a restaurant, what kind would it be?


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19 notes3 years ago
unicornshockwave:
“ Clothes swap XD!
”

unicornshockwave:

Clothes swap XD!

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3,603 notes3 years ago

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546,543 notes3 years ago
toomanyfandomstocountcx:
“ greeedybastard:
“ diggly:
“ mamacastiel:
“ why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it....

toomanyfandomstocountcx:

greeedybastard:

diggly:

mamacastiel:

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

The ides of March have come

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1,422,083 notes3 years ago

radonodera:

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22,791 notes3 years ago

Wanna know why Lolita Rules™ annoy the sh*t out of me?

drunk-lolita:

A couple of seasons ago If you saw those lolita dresses with lenght below the knee it would be “ooh nice but it’s sooo not lolita try maybe mori os sth” and today it’s the lolita hottest trend.

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The black and white coords and the “ita” stigma surrounding them (I often hear about it but does it even exist?) when I can show you like a million coords oldschool or newschool looking fabulous in b&w.

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Or when I see a coord thats definitely not lolita, and the person wearing it is not claiming it’s lolita but lolitas be like ‘Uuugh disgusting ita how can you wear this?” guess what people can wear whatever the fuck they like and not every bell-shaped frilly dress revolves around lolita fashion.

I mean, don’t get me wrong - lolita needs guidance for coords to look neat, elegant and to have that vibe that distinguish it from other styles. But lolita fashion evolves. If any fashion doesn’t the people get bored and it dies. In my opinion lolita evolves mostly thanks to japanese brands and lolitas that seek new ideas and styles with western lolitas copying them when the trends become “official” and “safe to use” (sorry if I’m generalising here)

BONUS: Coords of JSKs looking elegant without blouses LOL how’s that even possible?

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31 notes3 years ago

little things about Invader Zim

lucidlarceny:

shorthairednymph:

  • zim’s skin is liquefied, weaponized, and then used to douse the entire student body
  • GIR destroys a whole city in search of tacos, along with physically and violently attacking children for candy alone. these are separate episodes and not an isolated event.
  • Irken Invaders are equipped with self-destruct programs.
  • Some form of meat is either an obstacle or a tool on multiple occasions
  • there is a child whose name is The Letter M
  • Zim receives a beating heart as a Christmas donation from complete strangers passing him on the street
  • it makes sense that nobody would believe Zim is an alien, considering the characters of Pigboy and Shunk Wugga
  • Minimoose just… appears
  • Keef’s head absorbs milk.
  • Zim yelled “my tallest” for three hours and apparently nobody tried to end the transmission but instead wait for him to stop
  • Walnuts apparently ruined the 3D budget
  • The whole skool is hypnotized by a pimple
  • PEEPI
  • the general concept of Bolognius Maximus
  • a man trapped in a costume with the zipper stuck is considered an urban legend akin to bigfoot
  • Poop Dog
  • the fart noises that punctuate the dialogue every so often, especially during small interjections from characters
  • Professor Membrane has a grudge against Santa
  • characters frequently going wall-eyed
  • the cat chorus during Zim’s speech in FBI Warning of Doom
  • the entire episode of Backseat Drivers from Beyond the Stars
  • Zim attempting to weaponize Christmas is remembered two million years after the fact
  • Bloody GIR in general
  • Zim canonically traps strangers in conversation in which he vents about his frustrations. It is entirely plausible Zim would use Omegle.
  • Zim’s escape plan in Frycook What Came from All That Space
  • GIR’s form at the end of Halloween Spectacular of Spooky Doom
  • it is implied Zim is at least a century older than Dib and the other children, but repeatedly assaults/tortures them.
  • dysfunctional robots with no concept of right or wrong or even with a clear goal as robots attempt to eat a child. upon being thwarted, they attempt to murder Zim.
  • One of the Tallest VAs begged Jhonen to kill the Tallest in Backseat Drivers
  • Dib has successfully raised the dead on at least one occasion and Professor Membrane acknowledges this
  • piggy piggy piggy piggy”

Zim yelled “my tallest” for three hours and apparently nobody tried to end the transmission but instead wait for him to stop

Yell MY TALLEST to your crush for three hours with no context.

(Source: maldita-abejita, via lucidlarceny)

6,768 notes3 years ago