me in the UK

memeufacturing:

me: where can i get a good hamburger
brit: oi mate u cannae get a blo’y right bleed innit bruv sik ya well lad
me: please i’m so hungry

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ylwkirby:

phruxx:

ylwkirby:

discuss

the correct color of kirby is pink. a yellow kirby is simply a cheap knock-off product

I said discuss not spout bullshit and slander

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mr-zuipperpips:

Callout post for @deeceeoh, @funfetti-cakke, @nephrited, @chefpyro, @gearholder, and @i-cant-name-me.
You’re all a bunch of super cool people, and I’m glad that this hellhole allowed me to meet you.

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me when people try to tell me i’m too obsessed with a broadway show

americanrepertorytheater:

modern-day-minstrel:

exactly

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Bee Fact #389

incorrectbeefacts:

Winnie the Pooh is based on a bee folk tale about a giant devouring beast that inexplicably wears a T-shirt but no underwear or trousers.

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