nyctaeus:
“ :(
”

nyctaeus:

:(

(via not-the-conversation-starter)

117,612 notes7 years ago

memelovingbot:

In French, we don’t say “new phone who dis”, we say “bros”, which roughly translates to

(via takamoris)

283 notes7 years ago
alexchurner:
“ this is how my girlfriend and I text
”

alexchurner:

this is how my girlfriend and I text

(via abarnath)

410,514 notes7 years ago

Anonymous: Kill yourself


socio--flower:

Kill me yourself you fucking pussy

322,576 notes7 years ago
that-goddamn-owl:
“can i haz durgs 2? no? fcuq u W0l
@zedrin-maybe & @gearholder
”
Im slightly less un-okay now è~é

that-goddamn-owl:

can i haz durgs 2? no? fcuq u W0l

@zedrin-maybe & @gearholder

Im slightly less un-okay now è~é

47 notes7 years ago

ellacowgirl-in-madame-butterfly:

Koushiro “Izzy” Izumi & Mimi Tachikawa from Digimon Adventure Tri
(Part 2/2)

(via deeceeoh)

129 notes7 years ago

dyr0z:

fullfrontalxenophobia:

kaijuno:

vgvikdal:

shitpost-senpai:

sobeitjay:

cumprise:

fonzworthcutlass:

thecashmoneyhoney:

dilfgosh:

clud0:

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Unplug her

BOY we finna die

There are so many movies so many books about why this isn’t a good idea n still here we are

BOY SHE BOUT TO DO IT

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Maybe something nice will happen!

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i for one welcome our robot overlords

THIS IS LITERALLY HOW THE BOOK
“I, ROBOT” STARTED. ASIMOV CONTINUES TO BE RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING EVER.

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April 4th, 2016: The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of bot oil and semen, and when the drains finally clog, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their laughter, joy, and loneliness will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout “Save us!”… and I’ll whisper “No.”

(via maybeiwasserious)

35,323 notes7 years ago

der-stein: Where's that picture of everyone fighting over Fem? I can't find it and I think it's relevant again.


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They’re fighting over Emily now you clod - _-

9 notes7 years ago

siriisafuckingbitch:

A brief history of artificial intelligence

(via funfetti-cakke)

4,110 notes7 years ago

I’ve come to the realization that Achievement Hunter is kinda like the Straw Hats of Roosterteeth and all these crews joining RT are like the Grand Fleet crews from Dressrosa.

That’s gotta be the dumbest nerdiest analogy I’ve thought up and I love it .-.

6 notes7 years ago