i-will-call-you-thiquesawsebawse:
“ meltdraw:
“ geostatonary:
“ sixpenceee:
“ “A house I pass on the way to work has this sculpture in its yard. Its about 8 feet tall.”
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“HELLO NEIGHBOR STEVE, I WOULD LIKE TO INVITE YOU TO BARBEQUE ON THE...

i-will-call-you-thiquesawsebawse:

meltdraw:

geostatonary:

sixpenceee:

“A house I pass on the way to work has this sculpture in its yard. Its about 8 feet tall.”

(Source)

“HELLO NEIGHBOR STEVE, I WOULD LIKE TO INVITE YOU TO BARBEQUE ON THE EVE OF THE BLOOD MOON.  I FEEL WE GOT OFF TO A BAD START.”

“NEIGHBOR STEVE, DO YOU NOT WISH TO PARTAKE OF THE UNCLEAN FLESH-MEATS OF PIGS AND THE POLLUTED ESSENCES OF TOMATO?  PERHAPS YOU ARE A CAROLINA STYLE MAN, NEIGHBOR STEVE?”

“PUT THE GUN AWAY NEIGHBOR STEVE, YOU KNOW I SHALL ONLY RISE AGAIN WITH THE DAWNING OF THE MOON.  WE HAVE BEEN THROUGH THIS MANY TIMES.”

“LOOK AT THIS PICTURE MY SON DREW OF YOU AND CHILD TIMMY, YOUR SON.  ARE THEY NOT THE PICTURE OF PACT-MATES?  THIS COULD BE YOU AND ME, NEIGHBOR STEVE.”

“YOU MISSED THE UNHOLY NEXUS OF POWER THAT IS THE KEY TO MY CORPOREAL FORM, NEIGHBOR STEVE.  YOU WILL NEED TO RELOAD NOW, SO I WILL GO INSIDE TO MY HELL-WIFE AND PUT YOU DOWN AS A SOLID ‘MAYBE’.“

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Drew a comic thing of the neighbors.

delightfully disturbing….

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370,612 notes7 years ago

twixie-answers-mod:

tribor:

ITS FINALLY HERE

When the package show up just right

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2,675 notes7 years ago

cutiverse-deactivated20161031: ♥


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3 notes7 years ago

Anonymous: Judging by the eyelashes, I take it the one on the left would be the more feminine one. Clearly isn't sexualized enough. give the sabertooth tiddies.


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who put u on the planet

4 notes7 years ago

lord english is the zodiac killer

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1,114 notes7 years ago

Dirk’s Bro

prospt:

wariofan63:

MSPA Wiki’s infobox for Dirk’s Bro:

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That’s when this happened

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BRING IT BACK 

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terrible-terrier:

that sure is a thing

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298 notes7 years ago

transgenderdirk:

my favrouite fucking image in the homestuck fandom is when this picture went all over the internet, and since homestuck is ending in just 2 days, lets all remember this classic 2011 image with the fed up cop

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