iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

a horror genre video game where people keep asking you to hold their baby and you have to fight off increasingly determined hoards of monsters without dropping it

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Dutch gothic

flightofthedragon:

anoukvdm:

yackalope:

yackalope:

• It is raining so you take an umbrella with you. When you step outside the sun breaks through, it is now a beautiful day. You walk two more steps and it starts snowing. You are not surprised. You are never surprised anymore.

• A tourist asks you if you are German. You were talking Dutch. You and the tourist are in Amsterdam. 

• There are trees in your street. You do not know who planted them. You do not know who cares for them. The trees are, and it is accepted.

• When you leave the supermarket there are children waiting for you . They stare with hungry eyes. You try to walk past them but they follow. They are too fast. They want your football cards and they will stop at nothing to get them.

• You go to France for your holiday. Your friends are not excited for you when you tell them. You always go to France. Everyone does. 

• A tv show about a clown and an acrobat was your childhood. You do not understand why you watched the show. You don’t remember what it was about. The clown and the acrobat where old. 

• The lady on the speaker says you have to wait five more minutes for your train. You wait five more minutes. And five more. And five more. The lady on the speaker is back. She says the train won’t come because of the snow. You look around. You hadn’t noticed the snow. The snow is less than a centimeter thick.

• Your international friends are discussing their cultures. You want to join the conversation but you can’t. You can only think of cheese.

• Coffeeshop au’s confuse you. You thought those were illegal outside of the Netherlands.

• You attend your English classes. You know you never learned a single thing from them. You speak English. 

• You and everyone you know will drown if the sea level rises. People laugh about this. People laugh about the scared tourists. You laugh too. Silly tourists. You’re not scared. You don’t think about it. You haven’t thought about it in years. The sea as a threat is a forbidden subject. You sleep uneasy.

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A man approaches you and asks if you speak German, you tell him you do not, he begins to speak German to you anyway. You understand him. You speak Dutch to him, he says he does not speak Dutch. He understands you.

You’ve heard international friends speak of a blue ocean. You don’t understand; the ocean is brown, it’s always been brown.

It’s spring and everything is orange, everyone is dressed in orange. Free orange hats and sunglasses are given to those who do not comply with the dress code.

There is water everywhere. Some of it is higher than the land next to it. You do not question it.

You’re invited to the beach. You take your winter coat with you.

There are no mountains. The people who built this land had no need for them.

The train station is almost unreachable through the thick rows of bicycles parked there. Most of them will never be collected.

(via flipywaterboy)