mr-zuipperpips:

yourplayersaidwhat:

Context: player is being introduced to another player that had time-traveled terminator style into the past (to prevent the plague that causes geese to burst out of the infected person’s chest alien-style, killing them instantly)

P1: what is it like in the future?

P2: Well, it’s all pretty great, except that everyone is dead. And the geese won. Oh, and the robot prostitutes. Chafing is a problem, and it’s a titch cold, yknow?

P1: What a travesty! Speak to me no more of your metallic prostitutes!

@gearholder

Good.

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275 notes3 years ago

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

anal sneezes are cute as shit

sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time

image

this is not what i want to be remembered for

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549,395 notes3 years ago
starexorcist:
“ Commission for RileyAV(DA)
Learn about Commissions here
”

starexorcist:

Commission for RileyAV(DA)

Learn about Commissions here

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172 notes3 years ago

(Source: kaips, via lucidlarceny)

1,011 notes3 years ago

Still funny every time

57 notes3 years ago

unsounded:

“How do you know you’re in love?“ 

Well I love… Food? 😂

(via frostedpuffs)

202,397 notes3 years ago
nintooner:
“ don’t talk to me or my sons ever again
”

nintooner:

don’t talk to me or my sons ever again

(via enecoo)

549 notes3 years ago
bonmod:
“ drawn-2-art:
“ drawn-2-art:
“ I got my first brand dress yesterday from Baby, the stars shine bright in Paris.
”
I got mistaken for a French person 3 times today in this outfit.
”
Aaaah my friend is so fashionable, cute and pretty look at...

bonmod:

drawn-2-art:

drawn-2-art:

I got my first brand dress yesterday from Baby, the stars shine bright in Paris.

I got mistaken for a French person 3 times today in this outfit.

Aaaah my friend is so fashionable, cute and pretty look at her!!!

Rubbing my eyes all over the screen.

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26 notes3 years ago
matteangel:
“ stop
”

matteangel:

stop

(Source: miniangel, via micchy-did-nothing-wrong)

311,606 notes3 years ago

chefpyro:

fact: i am all about robots

fact: the first fallout 4 dlc is about robots

fact: i am going to spam posts about the fallout 4 dlc

fact: well fuck

fact: liz u nerd ò 3ó

(via )

112 notes3 years ago