Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
Context: player is being introduced to another player that had time-traveled terminator style into the past (to prevent the plague that causes geese to burst out of the infected person’s chest alien-style, killing them instantly)
P1: what is it like in the future?
P2: Well, it’s all pretty great, except that everyone is dead. And the geese won. Oh, and the robot prostitutes. Chafing is a problem, and it’s a titch cold, yknow?
P1: What a travesty! Speak to me no more of your metallic prostitutes!
Good.
(via mrs-zuipperpips)
anal sneezes are cute as shit
sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time
this is not what i want to be remembered for
(via mrs-zuipperpips)
Still funny every time
I got my first brand dress yesterday from Baby, the stars shine bright in Paris.
I got mistaken for a French person 3 times today in this outfit.
Aaaah my friend is so fashionable, cute and pretty look at her!!!
Rubbing my eyes all over the screen.
(via bonmod)
fact: i am all about robots
fact: the first fallout 4 dlc is about robots
fact: i am going to spam posts about the fallout 4 dlc
fact: well fuck
fact: liz u nerd ò 3ó