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beautifulgodzilla: “ THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED ”

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

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kylofinndameron:

people with uteri are never gonna have a perfectly flat stomach. they’re always gonna have a little pouch, because that’s where we keep our bees.

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worrynotso:

frostycat:

apricot swiping at an invisible toy!

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Apricot giving your blog sick high fives

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perifucker: “ pitiful: “ this is so fucking funny ” suddenly I can’t remember ” Time to bring in the Berenstein theorists.

perifucker:

pitiful:

this is so fucking funny

suddenly I can’t remember

Time to bring in the Berenstein theorists.

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mwpriddypinkie: “ loosescrewslefty: “ kvothbloodless: “ macaedh: “ what the fuck ethan ” I wish i had a context for this. But I really dont. ” @avannak ” I think that might be enough for a throne of skulls too. A small one, maybe. Or failing that,...

mwpriddypinkie:

loosescrewslefty:

kvothbloodless:

macaedh:

what the fuck ethan

I wish i had a context for this. But I really dont.

@avannak

I think that might be enough for a throne of skulls too. A small one, maybe. Or failing that, just a throne of nonespecific bones.

Go for non-specific bones and that way you can leave a dozen skulls free for making drinking cups.

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omegaresnovae: Knock-knock. Get the door. It's bait.

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thebootydiaries:

tauren-cry-baby:

I want thebootydiaries to eat my first born

need me a freak like that 😩😩😩🙌🔥🔥🔥👀👌💯💯😜💦🙏

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philtardis: “ *calls Nintendo of America* *breathing heavily* you have five days ”

philtardis:

*calls Nintendo of America*
*breathing heavily*
you have five days

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One of these days Ellie’s gonna reblog that “same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same” post of hers but add “Fallout: New Vegas (2010)” instead and it will be the greatest.

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anscathmarcach:

iridessence:

Elmo’s eyes fucking slay me

HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE THREE AND A HALF YEARS OLD?

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