clairclairsky: So in csgo whenever I watch pros play they still buy head gear against terrorists with AK's knowing they don't do an damn thing because AK's kill in one shot to the head even through armour so why do they do it please help I'm so tired and I need to solve this
As a self-proclaimed master of the lure and reel tactics it is my professional opinion that

deeceeoh: Aggron or Torterra
I said lizard not turdle t(-`_´- t)
The post said shitty descriptions.
Calling a turtle a lizard is pretty shitty.
Now tell me. -A-
turdle has literal shit on the name, you can’t be shitter than that
why would I use a less shit term if it was a turdle? -`A´-


to b fair……this is less than a years difference
thank you 2nd puberty
(via slapmango)
Describe your favorite Pokémon in the shittiest manner possible
Bird Superhero
literally a parrot
Kamen rider chicken
Swords for arms
Fat naked sheep giraffe
Chain-smoking tumor
Idiot lizard has garden mountain
(via abarnath)
average person owns one DS
DSes Liz, who lives in a cave and owns eight million DSes, is an outlier
why the fuck u lying
False Accusations Kip, who lives in a cave and falsely accuses me of lying eight million times a day, is an outlier
Well she’s not wrong :/
When she says she’s 14
How it’s SUPPOSED to be! lol
(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via not-the-conversation-starter)





