chefpyro:

conspicuouslad:

chefpyro:

ballsywomanwithabeatingstick replied to your post “where u from that theres no sushi?”

You’re right next to the sea and you have no sushi??

well i mean we do have raw herring

but nobody in their right minds calls it sushi

You eat that?

Have you seen the things you Americans call food?

ooh, oooh, tell them about Austwurst Ellie :Y

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monsieur-lecter:

ask-wiggles:

Like I know not everyone likes April Fools / tomfoolery / harmless fun but I think this year’s prank is supremely silly. Like if you go look on the vote page, each lizard has their own tumblr which is active and they each have unique personalities / posting styles and I LOVE IT

also if you don’t love it you can just click the ‘opt out of decision 2016’ thing at the top right under the big ‘decision’ graphic and BOOM IT’S GONE

but I hope you all support me in my support of supporting mop, our one true king. MOP COULD!

MOP IS GONNA WIPE THE FLOOR WITH THE COMPETITION

Oh crap, Mop has support from Wigguls… the only way anyone else could win now is if flufflepuff jumped in

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…wait fuck that’s right The Gearholder Foundation© is a year old now :|