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Unplug her

BOY we finna die

There are so many movies so many books about why this isn’t a good idea n still here we are

BOY SHE BOUT TO DO IT

Maybe something nice will happen!

i for one welcome our robot overlords

THIS IS LITERALLY HOW THE BOOK
“I, ROBOT” STARTED. ASIMOV CONTINUES TO BE RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING EVER.

April 4th, 2016: The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of bot oil and semen, and when the drains finally clog, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their laughter, joy, and loneliness will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout “Save us!”… and I’ll whisper “No.”

(via maybeiwasserious)