crystal-mecha: Fiiiiine Then I'LL do the taste test. Just drop you pants, close your eyes and pretend I'm Liz


22 notes7 years ago

thotcommunity:

ryan reynolds’ tweets about his daughter are my absolute favorite

(via eric-coldfire)

154,337 notes7 years ago

crystal-mecha: We can easy help each other out, we'd just have to form a 69


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daz homo >:Y

3 notes7 years ago

Anonymous: I swear it's pineapple that does that, not mango....


Log date March 26th, 2016: Experiment shows that only two (2) mango fruits (aproximately 250 grams) are enough to make your semen smell sweet within four (4) hours after ingestion. Testing for changes in flavor pending.

4 notes7 years ago

crystal-mecha: Oh shit, I actually remember something now. I bought a couple of mangos a few days ago (along with some pineapple slices and pineapple juice for extra unf) to test your finds! I could test that out today...


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3 notes7 years ago

chefpyro:

Shit, it works

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212 notes7 years ago

crystal-mecha: Knot


Take your yiff elsewhere ya dongus >:V

3 notes7 years ago

ask-lola-cloudmaker: c: ~siht daer nac uoy epoh I


(ƚ o_o)ƚ bɘƚɒɿɘloƚ ɘd ƚ'now ƨnɒǫinɒnɘʜƨ

6 notes7 years ago

i-cant-name-me-deactivated20161: YES SHE SMASHED OPEN YOUR WALL BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T HEAR HER KNOCKING NOW ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION


Well she’s probably cold and dirty from being outside like that so maybe offer a warm bath

And she may need help rubbing her back and getting the debris off her hair so I guess we’ll have to make it for two ù .ú

1 note7 years ago

der-stein: Any new developments in your mango study?


gearholder:

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I need a teste taste test subject.

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Xavi: he means experiments with eating mango to see if I can make my semen taste fruity.

Ellie:

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16 notes7 years ago