i-cant-name-me-deactivated20161: Dude what the fuck? WE were going to do the blog brand deal where you jizz on my face? THE FUCK MAN?

Look man, I shot em and then I missed so I shot again and I missed and then I missed again, and then I shot again and then I missed, and then I shot and then I shot and then I missed. I missed both times. And then I shot and then I missed. This went on for several hours. And then I shot and then I missed.

And then I was out of goo and then I got sad, I had a popsicle and then I passed out on the snow. And then I woke up and then I reloaded, and then I shot and then I missed. I missed again. I shot, I hit something, but it wasn’t what I was going for. So I guess I missed. I passed out again. I woke up with a popsicle stick in my mouth.

Long story short: missed.

crystal-mecha: Fiiiiine Then I'LL do the taste test. Just drop you pants, close your eyes and pretend I'm Liz

gearholder:

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pseudonymouslps: What are your top three tips for making friends on the Internet?

Get ready for some poser prose y’all:

1. You’re a fucking loser, they are fucking losers. Live with this, learn from this, get used to it until you accept the categorical imperativeness of this. We are all meaningless to the collective that surrounds us.
   Everyone is a stranger until you meet each other.
   
   
2. Acts of wholesome chicanery. Make an impression, mount a façade. Be cool until proven otherwise. But never forget, you’re still both fucking losers. Concede defeat when you get one-upped, and know the lengths to which you can gloat when you one-up them.
   Make conversations interesting. Treat everyone as equals.
   
   
3. The never ending lurking quest. Watch, listen. Learn of their lives and loves. You are losers. Become not-losers in a joint effort. Acquire meaning by looking into each other. Be reassuring of that meaning. Meaning in your lives, your loves.
   Friendship makes you vulnerable, make each other stronger together.

I could write all these in more descriptive walls of text but fuck man, that’s not gonna help ya, if you really wanna be the prick you always dreamed of then you gotta think all of these over mannn - .-

not-the-conversation-starter: Ainz Ooel Gown

I could say something about wanting to hug it out with a qt bombshell or somesuch but instead:

pembrokewkorgi: What's your opinion on Neru Akita, I mean, she is a blonde bombshell after all.

The Playstation 4 has more games than she does songs - _-