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teacher: hey you are failing your classes idiot

student: you know what teach? i dont give a swag *walks out*

that student.. as you may have already guessed.. was albert einstein

um..i think you made this up for notes?

first of all, how dare you

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672,070 notes7 years ago

bakamura-eijun:

please watch this

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58,533 notes7 years ago
uueird:
“ bye af
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uueird:

bye af

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397,188 notes7 years ago

not-the-conversation-starter: So what you're telling us is: You actually like pineapple pizza, but say you don't for some bullshit fake morals system?


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I’M SAYING THAT I HATE IT AND IF THE RESTAURANTS BAN ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE CUSTOMERS ORDERING THEM, THEN I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL

10 notes7 years ago

clairclairsky: Weh I actually like Hawaiian pizza, the sweetness of the pineapple contrasts the savoryness and it's nice weh weh


Then cram that shit into your holemouth and enjoy the fuck outta those sugars and spices, everything nice in life is determined by you and yourself alone, and the ramblings of a lunatic must never affect you in this regard.

But the moment you decide that it’s okay to push those hard-earned significances you’ve made for yourself about a thing into another person, you’re gonna have a bad time. You should have a bad time. Ideally.

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5 notes7 years ago

thegoddamnowl: Just curious: what is the reason you (seem to) despise pineapples on pizza?


Are you not familiar with categorical imperatives? You do not question this shit, you do not present logical arguments, no kind of arguments. You obey them è_é

You can have a mind as open as you want but you fucking can’t build it entirely out of open doors. You have to make a statement, you gotta draw your fucking line on the sand.

And the pettiest, dumbest shit in your life has to be the shit you must persist on the hardest. If you start to forget your own rules, then you’ll let bigger deals slide by, and next thing you know you’ll end up allowing a true evil to take over, because at that point you’ll be a fucking coward who has never stood for anything in their life.

5 notes7 years ago

The “hates affection unless it’s from someone they trust” squad

fuckyeastrology:

Aries, GEMINI, Scorpio, Capricorn, AQUARIUS, Pisces

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24,598 notes7 years ago

clairclairsky: One of my friends puts chicken nuggets in his burritos


Bitch I put omelettes in my burgz, do whatever you wanna do - _-

Except. Pineapple pizza.

8 notes7 years ago

askdailymiku:

askhimederekaito:

@askdailymiku

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@askhimederekaito

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299 notes7 years ago

rspnsblprty:

weloveshortvideos:

mankind stands no chance

this is so fucking funny every goddamn time i see it FUCK

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