Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
How many pinches of flavor you want there? - .-
Anonymous: Happy Sinkfull of Mayo!
There is absolutely nothing wrong with enjoying and acknowledging other cultures. There is, however, something wrong with reinforcing negative stereotypes about those cultures while doing so. If you’re celebrating today, try to keep the holiday’s specific and important origins in mind.
No, actually put on the hats you pale fucks, you’re gonna get smited by that spherical bright asshole in the sky if you dont - .-
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for a person who is both biologically and personality-wise of the female persuasion i sure talk about my boner a lot
why was my only thought this
*speedruns the american dream*
Crouch where the 4 states meet and you’ll clip through to find a chamber full of white privilege. This will ignore about 100 years of racism.
Keep A pressed after you phase through the Midwest by using the St Louis Gateway Arch Glitch, then go right for two yards, you’ll find yourself at the National Archives, with all the guards de-spawned, making it easier to steal the Declaration of Independence and shaving off a good 50 hours of work.
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