pembrokewkorgi: Hey, Gear! Let's celebrate Cinco de Mayo by looking at blonde bombshells and playing Pokemon!


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6 notes7 years ago

funfetti-cakke-talks: Hace me unos pinches tacos por favor.


How many pinches of flavor you want there? - .-

1 note7 years ago

piratedashmod: Let us celebrate Cinco de Mayo together at Taco Bell.


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4 notes7 years ago

linkthefacesofevil:

mom: why do you spend so much time on the computer

me: 

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10,264 notes7 years ago

adurot: Wanna go get some El Bruncho?


Wanna suck my el dicko?

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10 notes7 years ago

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2,648 notes7 years ago

Anonymous: Happy Sinkfull of Mayo!


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9 notes7 years ago

micdotcom:

There is absolutely nothing wrong with enjoying and acknowledging other cultures. There is, however, something wrong with reinforcing negative stereotypes about those cultures while doing so. If you’re celebrating today, try to keep the holiday’s specific and important origins in mind.

No, actually put on the hats you pale fucks, you’re gonna get smited by that spherical bright asshole in the sky if you dont - .-

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5,996 notes7 years ago

chefpyro:

for a person who is both biologically and personality-wise of the female persuasion i sure talk about my boner a lot

why was my only thought this

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25 notes7 years ago

i-cant-name-me:

chefpyro:

*speedruns the american dream*

Crouch where the 4 states meet and you’ll clip through to find a chamber full of white privilege. This will ignore about 100 years of racism.

Keep A pressed after you phase through the Midwest by using the St Louis Gateway Arch Glitch, then go right for two yards, you’ll find yourself at the National Archives, with all the guards de-spawned, making it easier to steal the Declaration of Independence and shaving off a good 50 hours of work.

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