Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
I said lizard not turdle t(-`_´- t)
The post said shitty descriptions.
Calling a turtle a lizard is pretty shitty.
Now tell me. -A-
turdle has literal shit on the name, you can’t be shitter than that
why would I use a less shit term if it was a turdle? -`A´-
to b fair……this is less than a years difference
thank you 2nd puberty
(Source: iodonaphthalene, via slapmango)
Describe your favorite Pokémon in the shittiest manner possible
Bird Superhero
literally a parrot
Kamen rider chicken
Swords for arms
Fat naked sheep giraffe
Chain-smoking tumor
Idiot lizard has garden mountain
(Source: thedeathecchi, via abarnath)
average person owns one DS
DSes Liz, who lives in a cave and owns eight million DSes, is an outlier
why the fuck u lying
False Accusations Kip, who lives in a cave and falsely accuses me of lying eight million times a day, is an outlier
Well she’s not wrong :/
When she says she’s 14
How it’s SUPPOSED to be! lol
(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via not-the-conversation-starter)
(Source: slartibartfastibast, via funfetti-cakke)
Anonymous: City escape with Arthur as Sonic and Lewis's ghost truck as the GUN truck
i’m laughing like a goddamn idiot
