Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
it’s
bitch
honestly this post only got funnier with the change in format
my xkit makes it the old format so
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Please indicate your gender:
- debit
- credit
do you take checks
I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THIS SJW BULLSHIT
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WHAT. HES JUST NUTTING IN PUBLIC
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finish this sentence: im gonna f
inish this sentence: im gonna f
inish this sentence: im gonna f
inish this sentence: im gonna f
art
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A world map without place names except for Bhutan and Greenland, which are labeled in the wrong places.
An observation.
other people: clarence’s head
you: the mega seed rick shoved into morty’s ass
O-oooh.
Morty! I’m going to shove this lizard’s head into your ass Morty! An entire *buurp* lizard head Morty! Right into your *buuuurp* ass Morty!
whats wrong with u
Aww geez Rick, I’m not sure that’s sanitary. In fact that sounds a lot like animal cruelty to me.
why do you do this to me
hahahhh good times - 3-
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This TV show was ridiculous, weird and nonsense. But it had some perfect moments such as this one.
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