Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
Anonymous: Would you suck a coconut for a nickel
TMI meeeee - A-
issues i have with the children’s tv show franklin
- all of franklin’s friends have names like “bear” and “owl” but franklin’s name is franklin.
- all of franklin’s friends parents have names like “mr. otter” and “mrs. otter.” does that mean that otter’s name is otter otter?
- bear has a sister named beatrice bear which means that bears name is definitely bear bear.
consider: everyone in the show is actually referring to everyone else by last name as a sign of deference. bear is called bear but his sister is called by first name because bear is older and therfore requires more respect. the reason franklin is called by first name is because no one respects him
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Steven and Peridot sell shirts on the internet
This video is such a classic that I honestly don’t know why I haven’t done this one earlier.
Support your local shitposters by rebloggin their things twice a day :y
when you’re a Jojo fan at the beach and you see a bunch of trashy moe fans
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Anonymous: Maybe the real Cluster was in our hearts all along.
AU where instead of drilling to the center of the Earth, Peridot has to drill to the center of Steven in the “shrink and explore the human body”-trope episode to end them all.
Peridot vomits over a dozen times before it’s over.
That would mean she spent time learning the proper Earth reaction to gross stuff to communicate her revulsion of the inner human body, since gems don’t vomit.
I’m in.
my old sex ed text book
why are they having orgasms from holding hands
need me a freak like that
(Source: kakarrot, via not-the-conversation-starter)
Steven and Peridot Sell Shirts on the Internet
This video is such a classic that I honestly don’t know why I haven’t done this one earlier.
