pseudonymouslps: What are your top three tips for making friends on the Internet?

Get ready for some poser prose y’all:

1. You’re a fucking loser, they are fucking losers. Live with this, learn from this, get used to it until you accept the categorical imperativeness of this. We are all meaningless to the collective that surrounds us.
   Everyone is a stranger until you meet each other.
   
   
2. Acts of wholesome chicanery. Make an impression, mount a façade. Be cool until proven otherwise. But never forget, you’re still both fucking losers. Concede defeat when you get one-upped, and know the lengths to which you can gloat when you one-up them.
   Make conversations interesting. Treat everyone as equals.
   
   
3. The never ending lurking quest. Watch, listen. Learn of their lives and loves. You are losers. Become not-losers in a joint effort. Acquire meaning by looking into each other. Be reassuring of that meaning. Meaning in your lives, your loves.
   Friendship makes you vulnerable, make each other stronger together.

I could write all these in more descriptive walls of text but fuck man, that’s not gonna help ya, if you really wanna be the prick you always dreamed of then you gotta think all of these over mannn - .-

not-the-conversation-starter: Ainz Ooel Gown

I could say something about wanting to hug it out with a qt bombshell or somesuch but instead:

pembrokewkorgi: What's your opinion on Neru Akita, I mean, she is a blonde bombshell after all.

The Playstation 4 has more games than she does songs - _-

funfetti-cakke-talks: Ny- fuck your cat girls.

You’re a good man Funfo, lemme buy you a drink sometime ù_ú

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: ayn rand

i-cant-name-me-deactivated20161: N..Nya~? 🐱

…I dont have a better insult