barriz99:
“ And they say romance is dead
”

barriz99:

And they say romance is dead

(Source: slaybbgurl, via crunchie-roll)

406,813 notes3 years ago
slbtumblng:
“ four-ducks-in-a-box:
“ “I paid for that ass, now you better shake it!!!” ”

slbtumblng:

four-ducks-in-a-box:

“I paid for that ass, now you better shake it!!!”

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3,002 notes3 years ago

kittenpawprints:

doodles to make me sleepy

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524 notes3 years ago

Anonymous: Do u play animal crossing


iguanamouth:

no but i play animal circling

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highscore

124,612 notes3 years ago
blue-author:
“ rosscatrow:
“ I will fucking increase the fucking thing!
”
Every time.
”

blue-author:

rosscatrow:

I will fucking increase the fucking thing!

Every time.

(Source: floccinaucinihilipilificationa, via i-cant-name-me-deactivated20161)

132,783 notes3 years ago

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10,094 notes3 years ago
shoujonas:
“ cash or credit, fuckboy
”

shoujonas:

cash or credit, fuckboy

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223,009 notes3 years ago

i-cant-name-me-deactivated20161: Dude what the fuck? WE were going to do the blog brand deal where you jizz on my face? THE FUCK MAN?


Look man, I shot em and then I missed so I shot again and I missed and then I missed again, and then I shot again and then I missed, and then I shot and then I shot and then I missed. I missed both times. And then I shot and then I missed. This went on for several hours. And then I shot and then I missed.

And then I was out of goo and then I got sad, I had a popsicle and then I passed out on the snow. And then I woke up and then I reloaded, and then I shot and then I missed. I missed again. I shot, I hit something, but it wasn’t what I was going for. So I guess I missed. I passed out again. I woke up with a popsicle stick in my mouth.

Long story short: missed.

2 notes3 years ago

crystal-mecha: Fiiiiine Then I'LL do the taste test. Just drop you pants, close your eyes and pretend I'm Liz


gearholder:

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22 notes3 years ago

zedrin-maybe:

gay-compass:

zedrin-maybe:

i did it

STOP THE PRESSES! HE DID IT!!!

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51 notes3 years ago