probablybadrpgideas:

astriiformes:

astriiformes:

i fucking love whenever someone tweets a game design question at the d&d 5e creators and jeremy crawford gives them a nice, professional response aimed at answering their query while mike mearls’ reply is just. a shitpost

they exist to keep each other in balance

All unconscious characters in your game drop to the floor and break dance until they regain consciousness. If they die, they break dance forever.

(via funfetti-cakke)

hollyblueagate:

hollyblueagate:

if they were still around the dinosaurs that went extinct wouldnt have cool names like ‘pyroraptor’ and ‘tyrannosaurus’ wed call them tits and wankers and greater cocks and you know it

idiot bastard dinosaurs that died because of a rock:

dinosaurs that survived and persevered, despite everything, only to be named by us:

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