magicbat:

island-delver-go:

raikou:

raikou:

*speedruns the exam* yolo

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👌

If you crouch while loading the scantron you can clip right through the answers

Every second of the run counts, so shave off those crucial seconds by rocket jumping to your seat.

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310,399 notes3 years ago

chefpyro:

dememod:

You are challenged by ACE TRAINER LIZ!

Drew @chefpyro ‘s character Toon Liz in her trainer outfit from her Pokemon Y game. 

SHOCKING, ISN’T IT?

What an unexpected development!! :ᗡ

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127 notes3 years ago

pseudonymouslps: I agree with you on the pineapple with pizza thing. Most of the time, I just want a savory pizza, not a gosh dang fruit salad. If a friend orders it, and I'm not in the mood for it, fine, I'll eat it because I'm not gonna be that guy who picks all the pineapple off just because I'm not feeling it. At least it isn't durian.


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3 notes3 years ago

metafuneral:

ajaxdotcom:

metafuneral:

teacher: hey you are failing your classes idiot

student: you know what teach? i dont give a swag *walks out*

that student.. as you may have already guessed.. was albert einstein

um..i think you made this up for notes?

first of all, how dare you

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616,966 notes3 years ago

bakamura-eijun:

please watch this

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37,374 notes3 years ago
uueird:
“ bye af
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uueird:

bye af

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372,957 notes3 years ago

not-the-conversation-starter: So what you're telling us is: You actually like pineapple pizza, but say you don't for some bullshit fake morals system?


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I’M SAYING THAT I HATE IT AND IF THE RESTAURANTS BAN ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE CUSTOMERS ORDERING THEM, THEN I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL

10 notes3 years ago

clairclairsky: Weh I actually like Hawaiian pizza, the sweetness of the pineapple contrasts the savoryness and it's nice weh weh


Then cram that shit into your holemouth and enjoy the fuck outta those sugars and spices, everything nice in life is determined by you and yourself alone, and the ramblings of a lunatic must never affect you in this regard.

But the moment you decide that it’s okay to push those hard-earned significances you’ve made for yourself about a thing into another person, you’re gonna have a bad time. You should have a bad time. Ideally.

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that-goddamn-owl: Just curious: what is the reason you (seem to) despise pineapples on pizza?


Are you not familiar with categorical imperatives? You do not question this shit, you do not present logical arguments, no kind of arguments. You obey them è_é

You can have a mind as open as you want but you fucking can’t build it entirely out of open doors. You have to make a statement, you gotta draw your fucking line on the sand.

And the pettiest, dumbest shit in your life has to be the shit you must persist on the hardest. If you start to forget your own rules, then you’ll let bigger deals slide by, and next thing you know you’ll end up allowing a true evil to take over, because at that point you’ll be a fucking coward who has never stood for anything in their life.

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