remember that time it got so hot in some parts of australia the bottoms of people’s thongs were literally melting to the asphalt and people still ask me why I hate summer
For Americans reading this post, a thong is a flip-flop. FLIP-FLOP.
My hobbies include lowkey hovering on names of blogs with posts on the hundred thousand notes to see if their description has anything along the lines of “STOP ASKING ME ABOUT [Post’s Topic]”
Persephone is the goddess of flowers and is adorable and smart and she probably only wears pastels and at the same time she’s the queen of hell and if that’s not life goals I don’t know what is
OMG i was just thinking “man i hope theres a voice line where someone is like WOW D.VA I’M A BIG FAN”“ and the only one i could think that would say that was lucio or maybe tracer