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doubleca5t:

vworpstageleft:

demilypyro:

Honkball

… I thought this was a joke. I thought you were doing a bit.

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thedogeveryonehates:

insomniac-arrest:

why are ghosts always person-sized in the movies? they don’t have bodies anymore. one of ‘em should have figured out how to work that shit. one of them could be … her 😳

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kind of a milf. reblog

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wolfwarrior142:

official-spookifers-child:

zagreuses-toast:

redistributed-memes:

modern day who’s on second

“me saw who! me saw who!!!

I cannot stop watching this video. It’s fucking hilarious and I’ve watching it’s approximately 20 times already

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fucko:

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A massive grouper (toilet on the left for scale) 

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garbage-empress:
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The reason they had to this is that apparently the old design of the train caused sonic booms and people living near the tracks were understandably less than thrilled by...

garbage-empress:

whiteraven13:

education:

Source: http://bit.ly/33L4zUL

The reason they had to this is that apparently the old design of the train caused sonic booms and people living near the tracks were understandably less than thrilled by this.

I want fellow USAmericans to remember this when they talk about how slow trains are for travel. We could have trains that travel at 200 mph that need to look like birds so they don’t create cannon noises when they enter tunnels.

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c0rpseductor:

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c0rpseductor:

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dykesamus:

c0rpseductor:

dreamed that kindergarten nap was called sleep class and everybody went to sleep including the teacher. if you were awake it would get a little bit foggy outside and grey and cloudy, and these guys would start approaching the classroom from behind the tree line (forgive my shitty phone drawing)

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and they were at least a story tall, some of them were taller, you could see their legs over the trees. they would approach very slowly. this one (the one i drew) had a name for some reason, his name is kick.

before i was totally awake my brain conjured a meme of a bunch of these guys approaching from the treeline and a child watching from the window with the caption “when you the only one awake in sleep class 😂😳😏”

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ok this is TERRIFYINGLY close to what i saw in my head while i was sleeping thank you.

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ITS HERE. THE CREEPY SLEEP CLASS POST. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I WOULD SCROLL ON INSTA OR WATCH A TUMBLR COMP ON YOUTUBE AND SEE THIS?? YEEHOO

this comment is such a terrifying glimpse of the reach of this post into internet zones beyond my perception, thank you

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149,273 notes1 year ago
whorepotion:
“this Patchouli is making me feel homosexually
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whorepotion:

this Patchouli is making me feel homosexually

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