bouirt:

it look perfect on brock

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nevver:

*Nobody has actually ever died in Indiana

‘Florida’

Bigfoot is a wild spring breaker killing Hawaiians left and right with his reckless misbehavior.

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that-goddamn-owl:

that-goddamn-owl:

OPENING COMMISSIONS, PAY WHAT YOU WANT AS ALWAYS, BUT THIS TIME…

INDEFINITELY :y

That’s right folks, I’m officially making commissions (mostly) permanently open.

There are a few things I want to say here:

• The backgrounds are always a pain to draw or make, but don’t worry, as those are at a fixed price. It’s your choice to have them or not :V
  
• I’ll take the liberty of briefly closing if I get a humongous amount of work. This is to better manage my time.
• All prices apply to all types of pieces, be it just a face-up, bust, mid-view or full body or panoramic, but take in account that the closer everything is, the more detailed it will be, therefore it will take more time.
  
• I’ll be making like little promotions every two months or so. For now I… I don’t really have something good so I guess that’ll have to wait until next month ( . .)u
  
• Expect the unexpected

Well, now to not waste anymore of your precious time, here are the conditions for sending your commission request:

• Must submit your request through submit page. Your submission must contain at least one image reference, preferibly something specific. You should also be clear and preferibly brief on describing what you want me to do because, to tell the truth, I’m bad at following instructions if the instructions themselves are not very clear (trust me, this has happened A LOT of times). Or you could just leave it at something like “draw Cortana!” and risk that I will do whatever I feel like at that moment :V
  
• I take both SFW and NSFW commissions, however, I won’t do things as MLP, male-on-male, vore, preggo, scat, mutilation fetishes, overall plain offensive stuff unless if its with the purpose of a constructive commentary
• If you want to get in contact, you can use Tumblr’s IM. Its way more probable that I answer. I’m considering opening a general Discord chat or something although I’m still unsure.
• I only accept payment first before starting any work, being PayPal the only way I can accept such payments. You shall be provided an email to which send your payment, and every transaction will be managed through invoices. In the case you are not able to send the payment, you can use the Donate button on my blog’s sidebar, but preferibly just send to email.
• You can get a certain discount for every 5 works commissioned. The discount depends on the type of commissions made over time though, ranging from 10% to 25%. If you think that it resets after exactly 5 commissions don’t worry, those are cumulative (just so you can get the most out of it :Y)
• Please be patient. Your commission could take from a week to even a month (or more) depending on how complicated it is and how much of a workload I have. Luckily, I haven’t had impatient people, but is always good to put it here.
  
• Make the right choice. It is your decision, you get to live with it.

Updated a bit

I should reblog two of these like every month

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