Anonymous: Hey I was wondering if you think I'm dateable/fuckable? I'm male and have black hair/brown eyes, I'm not the best at school but I have a natural curiosity and loads of energy. Some would even call me hyperactive. I really love cartoons though and I talk about my favorite show a lot. I even have figurines of the characters from it!
Dude all bombshells have at least one Perfectly Generic Object in their possession, it’s like some universal law or something that if you’re a badass qt blonde you will attract green cubes in bulk u 3u
*Pumpkins are optional but cannot be discarded as a possibility u .u