Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light

chefpyro:

among all the phrases tumblr has spawned, “where is the lie?” is an interesting one to me

since the way the question is phrased implies that there usually would be a lie

“there are supposed to be lies. where are they?”

lies are normal

lies are the natural state of things

lies are the status quo

an equi-lie-brium, so to speak

Where is the lie?

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155 notes2 years ago
charlesoberonn: “ thekumazone: “ doktoberfestt: “ kyoushika: “ FUCK I PAUSED AT A BAD TIME ” R I S E ” pearl and amethyst look so concerned like “oh god steven are you ok” meanwhile garnet is like “rise, my child….” ” ST█EN ” The Prophecy

charlesoberonn:

thekumazone:

doktoberfestt:

kyoushika:

FUCK I PAUSED AT A BAD TIME

R I S E

pearl and amethyst look so concerned like “oh god steven are you ok” meanwhile garnet is like “rise, my child….”

ST█EN

The Prophecy

image

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31,778 notes2 years ago

nightshade86: where is the most weirdest unusual place you can think of to find Waldo and why would he be there?

Swimming in my toilet because I started drama on his thread.

3 notes2 years ago

I did naut hit her, its not true, it’s boollshit, I did not hith her! i did naut, Mr. Electric send her to the principal’s office and have her expelled!

7 notes2 years ago
parallelpie: “ Can you guess whats been up on my dash ”

parallelpie:

Can you guess whats been up on my dash 

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18,269 notes2 years ago

vero-chan:

the-brilyeon:

bambiifenix:

Cheers Love

@vero-chan

It amuses me that everyone agrees that she’s me.

(Source: astxri, via whatevenisaquid)

323 notes2 years ago

Callout post for @chefpyro

  • Said she would never watch anime, then watched anime
  • Sinks in water
  • Prolly laughs just like Peridot
  • She gives refuge to a cat who is a felon at large
  • Lizard sympathizer
  • Robot sympathizer
  • Alien sympathizer
  • Shitposts on a daily basis
  • I heard a guy saw her take her shirt off and that she had an eight pack, that she was shredded.
41 notes2 years ago
nostalgia-phantom: “ maobebe: “ rowlet’s mega evolution looking real good ” YALL DONT HAVE ANY CHILL ”

nostalgia-phantom:

maobebe:

rowlet’s mega evolution looking real good

YALL DONT HAVE ANY CHILL

(via that-goddamn-owl)

25,081 notes2 years ago

tofugoddess:

You ever notice how like…. Every girl is pretty

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287,297 notes2 years ago
sweet-apple-analysis: “ mcguckit: “ thedisneyfan: “ someone whos never seen phineas and ferb explain whats going on in this picture ” arin hanson appears in miranda cosgrove’s acid trip ” fucking shit ”

sweet-apple-analysis:

mcguckit:

thedisneyfan:

someone whos never seen phineas and ferb explain whats going on in this picture

arin hanson appears in miranda cosgrove’s acid trip

fucking shit

(Source: vapunzel, via not-the-conversation-starter)

71,530 notes2 years ago