Mexico is a country of smols,  you may go on a hike in the rocky mountains and have the same probability of spotting a beached thresher shark laying around, fuk u t(ù_ú t)

Look man there’s no way for me to name anything without prompting y’all to ask about it. Like if I said “mary janes” you’ll just go “mary janes?”, and if I exceed 5 lines of text tryin to explain a whole fashion movement you just ignore the whole paragraph so why bother - _-

Excuse you but what kind of babbling fool can’t spot a 14ft tall woman? - _-

Anti-Callout post for chefpyro

chefpyro:

i-cant-name-me:

Is my friend
Is a lot nicer than she thinks
Smart and funny
Pretty
I don’t know how to do bulletpoints on tumblr but she’d probably teach me
Talented
Creative
Tries to make being tall seem bad so we don’t feel bad when we all know it’s sweet

• You can make bullet-points by selecting a piece of text and, out of the icons that pop up, clicking the one with the three lines with bullet-points.
  
• Being tall is not sweet.

1. You can also do numbers.
   
2. If being tall isn’t sweet then how come you’re so sweet? ò 3ó
   

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