Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE”
people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean
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congratulations! you are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank u for hefting turds down the mountainside so that we, the proles, may feast on your bounteous craps
Is my friend
Is a lot nicer than she thinks
Smart and funny
Pretty
I don’t know how to do bulletpoints on tumblr but she’d probably teach me
Talented
Creative
Tries to make being tall seem bad so we don’t feel bad when we all know it’s sweet
You can make bullet-points by selecting a piece of text and, out of the icons that pop up, clicking the one with the three lines with bullet-points.
Being tall is not sweet.
You can also do numbers.
If being tall isn’t sweet then how come you’re so sweet? ò 3ó
–You can also use dashes -The hell do you mean sweet? She can be pretty salty sometimes.
Wait, she’s sweet?
I always figured she was savory.
Savory is good.
Liz is savory.
Out of all the people on this planet, how did you bozos end up becoming my friends?
