projectsnt: I outta give these pun makers a pizza my mind

YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKIN GAME??

funfetti-cakke-talks: Gear is a dingus

i-cant-name-me-deactivated20161: Hey Gear... I know you're busy but I just really need you inside my asshole right now

Hey whose dick do I gotta suck to suck a dick around here?

transsalamander: When will the punishment end?

pseudonymouslps: Listen man, I don't think anyone can bait as well as you do. For all We know, you are actually a tackle box in real life. The legend of which the people speak to sneak a peak. The hook, line, and sinker. The Baiter Master.

that-goddamn-owl: [pun]

pembrokewkorgi: At this rate you should be PUN HOLDER!

I have a better idea.

nittany-tiger: Hello Pizzaholder.

Nit, do you have anything substantial to say? I’ve been taking a look at your ask patterns and most are things that come down to, “Hi” or “Roleplay with me~”, the most asinine of which are simply Holder Puns.

So tell me, do you think you can b8 me gud for once?

pseudonymouslps: Gear, how did you come up with the idea for Emily?

I needed someone Morpheus could transformatize into seamlessly for human interaction, and that would’ve required someone with either just one eye or who usually covered their face’s left side in whatever sort of manner; but also someone who would be either already dead or a man who told no tales, and a The Ring fan just fitted into the position mannn - .-