Anonymous: Hey I was wondering if you think I'm dateable/fuckable? I'm male and have black hair/brown eyes, I'm not the best at school but I have a natural curiosity and loads of energy. Some would even call me hyperactive. I really love cartoons though and I talk about my favorite show a lot. I even have figurines of the characters from it!

boyonetta:

boyonetta:

shinrasturluson:

boyonetta:

I’m searching my library of fictional characters to figure out if this is another one of those “you’d date sonic” things, but I’m coming up empty.

So I’m gonna take the plunge and say, yes, you sound cute, nonnie. <3

FUCK!!! SHIT! GODDAMMIT I FELL FOR IT! I FELL FOR THE TRAP!!!!!

I CAN’T BELIEVE I WANT TO FUCK SHEEN!

WHY DOES THIS HAVE 400+ NOTES FUCK Y’ALL

not-the-conversation-starter: I didn't know chefpyro owned a random MASSIVE GREEN CUBE!

Dude all bombshells have at least one Perfectly Generic Object in their possession, it’s like some universal law or something that if you’re a badass qt blonde you will attract green cubes in bulk u 3u

*Pumpkins are optional but cannot be discarded as a possibility u .u