alexander-the-amazing:

AND NOW, FROM JUNKERTOWN, AUSTRALIA, A CREATURE SO FEARSOME, SO TERRIBLE, SO MIND-BENDINGLY LARGE, THAT THOSE OF YOU WITH WEAK CONSTITUTIONS MAY WANT TO LEAVE THE STADIUM. READY OR NOT, HERE HE COMES. QUAKE WITH FEAR, YOU MORTAL FOOLS. BOW DOWN BEFORE THE AWESOME MIGHT OF…

…this huge guy who is carrying the real contestant…

(Source: the-money-dog, via not-the-conversation-starter)

sebhawkes:

people with uteri are never gonna have a perfectly flat stomach. they’re always gonna have a little pouch, because that’s where we keep our bees.

(Source: glassgospels)

chefpyro:

Well, I suppose that stream was a success. Guess I’ll try and do that more often. Not really any reason not to, I suppose.

awww, guys she’s excited and loving the attention - w-

(via maybeiwasserious)