piratedashmod: I felt super exhausted after giving blood. It's such a draining procedure.


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piratedashmod: Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point?


19 notes6 years ago

piratedashmod: I do a lot of spreadsheets in the office so you can say I'm excelling at work.


6 notes6 years ago

piratedashmod: The cardiovascular system is a work of artery, but is also really vein.


7 notes6 years ago

piratedashmod: When needled for a completion date the seamstress said 'ahem' - she was doing sew-sew and that it only seamed that the darn thing was taking a long time.


5 notes6 years ago

piratedashmod: An auctioneer often looks forbidding.


6 notes6 years ago

piratedashmod: A new auto body shop owner took a crash course to learn his business.


4 notes6 years ago

piratedashmod: A kitten born in the 10th month of the year is an Octo-puss.


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piratedashmod: My friend had amnesia and couldn't remember how to walk up the stairs, so I had to go back and teach him step by step.


15 notes6 years ago

piratedashmod: When the drill bit was invented, it was a real turning point.


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