enderman:
“ enderman:
“the person with this username is so powerful… i respect them.
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hang on lemme explain. minecraft doesn’t let you pick usernames with 2 characters. i mean like getting a super short username that’s also a canon character name...

enderman:

enderman:

the person with this username is so powerful… i respect them.

hang on lemme explain. minecraft doesn’t let you pick usernames with 2 characters. i mean like getting a super short username that’s also a canon character name would be super impressive on its own, but that’s not what this is about. you can’t GET a 2 or 1 character username. you can only get a username that is 1 or 2 characters long if you first bought minecraft during this specific timeframe during alpha in which you were allowed to set usernames that short until it was later patched out. after that point everyone was forced to pick a username 3-16 characters and it’s been that way ever since.

so this person had the luck to snag this super short username years before nier automata even existed and then all these years later was like “wow my username is the character from this game” and made their skin 2b.

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kiefbowl:
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kiefbowl:

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38,940 notes4 days ago

tired-dunsparce:

bulbasaur-propaganda:

bulbasaur-propaganda:

You have 5 seconds to explain why you are not maining Ivysaur.

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Ivysaur gives the best hugs! it overwhelms you with love!

@pocketbulbasaur

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1,318 notes4 days ago

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73,199 notes4 days ago

swindle94:

skelegun:

tilthat:

TIL Vikings used the bones of slain animals when smithing new weapons believing this would enchant the weapon with the animals spirit. This actually made the weapons stronger because the carbon in the bones coupled with the iron made a primitive version of steel.

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Fuck off egghead it’s because of bone magic.

This is why Vikings are the best.

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71,037 notes4 days ago
sakimcgee:
“ so here’s something neat, a little fun fact for you:
I love my sister very very much
”

sakimcgee:

so here’s something neat, a little fun fact for you:

I love my sister very very much

69 notes4 days ago

gordon-freeman-official:

sindri42:

doctormywife:

every culture has their ethnic donut and every culture has their ethnic dumpling… humans be frying dough

Every culture also makes a sword. If they got metal they make a sword, if they don’t have metal they take obsidian or shark teeth or whatever it is that they’ve got and they make that into a sword.

Coincidence? I think not.

2 constants in all civilizations:

  1. Tasty Fried Food
  2. Danger Murder Sticks

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136,198 notes4 days ago

spector:

lesbopoisonivy:

spector:

lesbopoisonivy:

spector:

the ocean is homophobic

the ocean is a femme lesbian…show her some respect

THEN SHE NEEDS TO STOP KEEPING ME AWAY FROM MY GF

SHE CAN NEVER SEE HER WIFE, THE MOON, EVER AGAIN SINCE THE EARTH SEPARATED THEM. HAVE SOME SYMPATHY

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OK………… VALID…..

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85,050 notes4 days ago

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486 notes4 days ago

ace-slime:

craftingrecipe:

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microsoft said fuck notch!

yes!!! they did a good!!!

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37,129 notes5 days ago