*goes to have sex with gf*
*fails the QTE*
i googled QTE to make sure that was the actual acronym used for it and honestly the wikipedia example image is funnier than my post
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I shall teach the Wasteland the ways of the Heart of the Cards.
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He put a controller on a giant piece of wood and called it manly
i love to play mario and get hundreds of splinters in my hands
checkmate, idiot.
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I showed my brother the new pokemon and his only comment was “it looks like pearl”
dgfuck
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“We interrupt this last stretch of Ocarina to bring you boobs”
And I’m just like









