Flower shop AU

mpougatsamaria:

nixhil:

koscheiis:

shenko:

demisexualmerrill:

Person A owns a flower shop and person B comes storming in one day, slaps 20 bucks on the counter and says “How do I passive-aggressively say fuck you in flower?”

Omfg

MY TIME HAS COME

so you’d need a bouquet of geraniums (stupidity), foxglove (insincerity), meadowsweet (uselessness), yellow carnations (you have disappointed me), and orange lilies (hatred). it would be quite striking! and full of loathing.

im no Florist but I thought I’d try my hand at such a beautiful gift of absolute loathing

I reblogged this pic free like two hours ago. I guess I have to reblog it again.

(via maybeiwasserious)

shifting-iris:

crpl-pnk:

i cannot stand that post that calls jellyfish evil bags. a jellyfish is a morally neutral bag. it is man that is evil

Originally posted by heartcoma

(via inuleeli)

chongoblog:

WE’RE NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS

OR THIS

WE’RE TALKIN ABOUT THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

(via projectsnt)

a bunch of specific-body-part-fetish porn artists come together and draw a single character in their respective styles, each doing a single body part, creating the most terrifying image ever made by humans

that-goddamn-owl:

@gearholder call the others lets do this

(via thegoddamnowl)